would i personally date the members of svt and how would it go between us (non-delulu hypotheticals)
scoups: probably not
i think im not suited for a Leo. i like them and all but they need more than i can give them. if i tried to date scoups id end up as one of the exes who ruined his life and he'd mention me with only the utmost contempt and probably ruin my reputation
Jeonghan: absolutely
i think this is a bad idea but i really want to date him just for funsies because i think he's cute. i think my complex and fiery nature would probably intrigue and destroy him. he would be glad to be rid of me but he would never have cooch that good again
Joshua: no but a hookup for sure
josh and i are not compatible but he's funny and pretty so i think we could boink without either of our feelings getting hurt. We'd end up friends and go out to gossip in the way only cap mercury mfs can. he's hilarious to me we'd get e/os humor
Jun: no
Bad idea...Jun is too good for me, period. And I don't wanna disappoint him or waste his time. I think we also just have different priorities in life and it would be a clumsy attempt at partnership if we were ever to try. I feel delusional even talking about it tbh.
Hoshi: yes
I think he might drive me crazy and I'd definitely drive him crazy and we might kill each other. I think it would be a neat learning experience but it would end with us wrestling and screaming into each other's faces. We are too similar for it to be a good idea.
Wonu: yes?
i mean...a cancer with a Leo moon...not exactly the type of person I can satisfy but I think he would learn a lot lmfao. Like what to avoid in a relationship and how to respect oneself etc. It would last maybe two months and then he'd ghost me out of self preservation
Woozi: yes
I want to get songs written about me so I'll date him. Also if he can put up with Hoshi he can put up with me. We'd date for a year then I'd abandon him and he'd write two albums about me then a year or so later I'd contact him again and we'd end up getting married
Dk: god no
I'm not putting myself through that enough said
Mingyu: yes
It would end badly and ruin his life and break his heart and he'd struggle to trust again and just as he's healing from the trainwreck I would contact him to try again and he'd say yes and it would last 3 weeks and end in a screaming match and id disappear forever
Minghao: no
I feel like we could be friends but I wouldn't date him I feel like the SPARK just wouldn't be there like he's trying so hard to stay on his journey of self-development and enlightenment and not lose his mind and I don't wanna fck that up. also I'm not meditating
Seungkwan: yes
The love of my life who would break MY heart and we'd separate for two or three years then get back together dramatically and it would go pretty well and we'd get married and slowly come to resent each other and get divorced nastily but I'm still in love with him
Vernon: yes
I actually think this is probably the most functional possible relationship I could have with a seventeen member. Like I can't see this crashing and burning rly. Also Vern likes the weird ones and I feel like he'd think dating me is so cool and subversive of him
Dino: maybe
i think actually it wouldn't be the worst thing ever. I can't see him sticking it out with me but he wouldn't get his life ruined either. He'd be the one to break up and it'd be for "career reasons" aka he thinks I'm crazy and gonna ruin his reputation (I understand)