ranking svts butts
#13 wonwoo
sorry but he doesnt have anything going on back there at all. once he started working out he got boobs but his butt is just a pair of legs
#12 minghao
honestly he sort of has even less going on than wonu, the only reason he's a modicum higher is because his waist-hip ratio is nice so his flatness isn't as jarring if he dresses well
#11 jeonghan
his butt is cute LOL one of those skinny guy butts. you can at least tell where his ass cheeks are, he's not as flat as the previous two, but since he's always hanging around 95z and seokgyu, he looks tiny in comparison
#10 Vern
i was actually going to put him lower than jeonghan at first bc I genuinely couldn't recall ever seeing his butt. However, upon searching for evidence, i stumbled upon some thick Vernon. He's definitely capable of having ass but it fluctuates
#9 hoshi
he manifested an ass through sheer confidence. I thought he was a lot thicker than he actually is initially, just because he throws it back like he has fat cheeks. They aren't fat cheeks but they are certainly cheeks so good job
#8 jun
jun has nice proportions so whatever he has going on back there is automatically improved by the grace of existing atop those gorgeous legs. for the record, there's not much evidence out there, but im distracted by his face anyways
#7 mingyu
his butt is proportionate to the rest of him, aka it's big. A big man with big legs needs a suitably sized rear end. Therefore it's not an ass that jumps out at you, but it's there and it's nice and it's attached to mingyu so what do you want me to say
#6 josh
josh doesn't have as big of an ass as mingyu, but that's because he's dainty. a large ass would be too vulgar...josh has a tiny waist and a really round butt, and I personally love a good bubble butt regardless of size
#5 dk
ok so top 5 are in an entirely diff category than the previous 8. dk is thick. his legs are the main attraction, but by virtue of having wide hips, he's got a lovely posterior. I feel as though DK's stage persona is at odds with how dummy thick he is.
#4 woozi
woozi is edible. i refuse to be told otherwise. I assume his butt looks like a peach dumpling and I want it in my mouf
#3 seungkwan
controversial putting him at #3 i know. but listen it's difficult to choose between three gorgeous butts. seungkwans is probs the biggest in the group just by size and it's been shouted out by BM of KARD so you know it's legit
#2 dino
in the immortal words of hoshi,
dino ass pretty.
#1 scoups
the reason he's number one isn't based on size alone. Nor on shape. You see, not only does coups have a big fat dump truck going on back there, but it's not a dancer's ass. It's not ultra-firm. he could learn to make those cheeks clap and i can teach him if he emails me
