boohan brothers & svt suburbs lore 3
I want to see them as high schoolers getting their first part time jobs 😩
seungkwan age 16 with his friends Vern and chan... getting their first job TOGETHER...at McDonald's 😩...Jeonghan going to the drive thru every day to say hi to lil bro and friends...It is very annoying.
Vern is the guy who takes people's orders at the drive thru because he doesn't want face-to-face interaction. He always messes them up but that's ok.
Seungkwan accepts ppls money at the next window and double checks the order to make sure Vern didn't fuck up (he always does so this is necessary)
And chan is the one who hands the bag of food to you at the final window 🫂 My jeongchan...Sorry I just thought of chan still having a crush on seungkwans cool older bro and getting all flustered whenever he has to hand him his order 😩
(also, seungkwan will never admit this, but it pisses him off that chan seems so taken with jeonghan. like what does jeonghan have that seungkwan doesn't have? not that seungkwan wants chan to be into him. he's not jealous.)
Little does seungkwan know that chan thinks seungkwan is out of his league (i sort of get it.. seungkwan was popping off fr)
Like chan obviously thinks jeonghan is out of his league but that's not even a question, jeonghan is 4 years older than him and really cool. And yet, jeonghan seems more approachable than seungkwan in that regard 😩 like chan can fantasize about confessing to jeonghan and having the confession accepted ... and that requires him to suspend his disbelief LESS than it does with seungkwan lol. Like chan is 100% sure that seungkwan would never and could never be into him. But he's only 99.99% sure with jeonghan LOL...Also, it makes seungkwan super annoyed when chan swoons over jeonghan. So therefore chan has to do it all the time.
Vern is braver than the US marines for being the bridge between boochan.
Puberty was not kind to chansol.
Puberty was unfortunately pretty kind to seungkwan. Seungkwan would never understand what it's like being a nerd...but the worst part is he THINKS he understands 😩
Also imagine those chansol pics with like 1000x more acne. Because i know they served pimples....yeah I know pimples aren't acne but I think one of them had like...real acne lol.
And it was Lee chan because the universe hates him (he tells himself that this is building character and helping him develop the thick skin that he'll need for stardom)
Vern just had pimples because he was greasy.
Boohan house is just crazy.
Especially cuz not only do you have boohan and their sisters, but also all of their friends...like why is the boohan house the meeting spot for every single friend group it is so noisy in there 😩
Also there are literally 5 kids + their parent(s) so .. I'm assuming rooms were shared. I'm assuming boohan share a room...
Jeonghan when it occurs to him that he can't bring hot babes to his room to make out with them bc seungkwan is there:
Seungkwan gets sexiled all the time except it's not sex it's just Jeonghan 'reserving the space for the evening'
And honestly he's so flustered around girls that no matter how popular he is among them, it is RARE for him to get to the point where he is bringing a lady to his room .
And even if a lady makes it into that room i am not sure she's gonna get much out of it lol because Jeonghan will think about second base and malfunction completely...
He's like whoa...a babe in my room...sitting on my bed...with boobs...oh wow...(proceeds to make zero conversation and just smile at the babe)
Like let's be real jeonghan is usually reserving that room for the C3. I think almost all of the making out that happens in that room is between men.
Jeonghan's friends are all cockblocks anyways lol i think that's what happens when your BOYS get a little too attached to you! Like i do think jeonghan had a girlfriend or two in high school but you don't want to see how scoops handled it (and you really don't want to see how jicheol would talk trash about that poor girl 😩)
Josh is the least cockblocky friend jeonghan has because Josh is busy fighting demons he could honestly care less what jeonghan does.
And yet...he actually cockblocks jeonghan the most because Jeonghan will dump any and every girl to go hang out with josh like it's not even close.
"bros before hoes" says jeonghan. apparently josh is his only bro and the rest of us might as well be HOES!