svt as types of kissers
scoups
websters dictionary defines "sloppy" as "the moment Choi seungcheols tongue enters your mouth even though you were just going in for a peck. he's grabbing your face with both hands so there's no escape, either. it's not like he's bad at it, but it ends at his discretion"
Jeonghan
he's a good kisser IF things are heading in a raunchy direction. In that case....enjoy! However in all other cases he gets a little nervous and may only offer a peck. If you try to add tongue he'll probably clack his teeth against yours and be wounded as a result
Josh
well his lips are pillowesque and sorta made for kissing but the actual technique depends entirely on you because he's following the lead. if you let HIM lead he'll probably make his lips into a donut shape and sorta rub them on your lips while making a chewing motion
Jun
his acting career might trick you into believing he's a good kisser but acting is ACTING. if there are actual feelings or attraction or tension of any kind then it's going to be toothy and spitty and tongue-y and he'll probably be "happy to see you" if you catch my drift
Hoshi
So do you see how he moves his mouth around in the gif below? Couple that information with the fact that he said that he "wouldn't stop kissing" on that one radio show skrnsjfjgnt 30 minutes of just exploring your mouth and probing it with his tongue like an alien lifeform
Wonu
Now...I think we all know he can't kiss but real wonwoorideuls don't care. In fact, I think real wonwoorideuls would be extremely enthused and charmed by his lack of kissing expertise. It doesn't matter that it's all teeth and apologies. His rizz lies in his incompetence
Woozi
I have a sneaking suspicion that woozi CAN kiss, but he needs to initiate and waiting around for woozi to kiss you is a fool's errand. If YOU kiss him, he'll get red & sputter. it'll be over fast. HOWEVER if the mood is 100% right and he so chooses, he's very good .
Dk
Well he has a big mouth . Idk if that means good kisser tho. He starts like, vibrating or something bc he's so overwhelmed with kissy-emotion. He keeps breaking the kiss to say the dumbest sap you've heard in your life. He keeps shakily breathing into it. It's kinda cute
Mingyu
I mean i don't think he's a bad kisser but he gets too eager and wants to do cool sexy kissing moves like biting ur lower lip but he's got those fangs and he bites hard cuz he's excited and that probably hurts pretty bad esp if he bites down early and gets your tongue.
Minghao
He's good at kissing in the same way your drunk best friend is good at kissing. Especially if he feels like he knows more than you skfnfnfj he's like nonono you're doing it all wrong...let me show you... So if you're willing to put up with that then it's pretty fun
Seungkwan
He's good. I think he'll feign like he's NOT good at it for a little bit though so that he can jumpscare you with being good at it. Like you won't get anything but pecks outta him for a bit and then all of a sudden it's a makeout jumpscare. Master of bait n switch
Vern
Good luck. First you need to apply some chapstick to the man and let it soak in otherwise its giving sandpaper. Then u need to figure out what to do with all of those teeth... Don't mention using tongue cuz he'll TRY but he'll just spin it in circles like a washing machine
Dino
U have to give him a reason to kiss you properly cuz otherwise u arent getting SHIT. the tension has to build for a significant amount of time before he loses control and kisses you with theatrical passion. N that's the only way he kisses.If it's not a performance forget it
