mailbox 2: jh ships rank
4: rank ur jh ship in svt n explain it why ty :3
phew okay here goes. the thing is, i can make any of these work for me because jeonghan is there and i love him. but if i MUST roughly rank them... nothing is lower than C tier honestly. all his ships are good.
C TIER: requires special fantasy scenarios for me to think about them
boohan
It's giving brothers. I imagine them as brothers in so much of my lore that picturing them as LOVERS is a bit weird for me. But honestly, it could work. I just have to detach from my lore. I recommend the fic gentle comes the wave by etudeism! I think they have a certain understanding and are sort of... jealous of each other in a way? I also kinda like Seungkwan as a mean top so you can go ahead and imagine that. Making fun of Jeonghan while he's balls deep in him...if I FULLY DETACH FROM MY LORE i can enjoy that, yes.
junhan
It's giving drunk hookup. I dunno, they don't really give chemistry, but I also feel like Jun's inner world is so rich and mysterious that theoretically, he could be harboring a lust for the jeonghoneyflesh without me noticing. And if Jeonghan tipsyflirts with tipsyjun, then maybe they could have the hottest sex ever in a hotel that night and be super awkward about it the next morning! Also, Jeonghan is totally into the petplay larping stuff.
wonhan
No chemistry lol. BUT if we make Jeonghan unusually whoreish and Wonu even more gooner coded than usual, I can totally enjoy the "lame virgin gets to fuck what's basically his hentai dream babe" aesthetic. And they're both really hot so it looks good, too. Like if it were to happen like that, it would be DEPRAVITY. sloppy toppy where wonu immediately cooms on jeonghoneyface and says something deplorable.
B TIER: i can suspend my disbelief enough to slurp this yaoi
seokhan
I feel like they bring out the worst in each other, which is interesting. Say Jeonghan actually entrances dk and charms him so hard that dk is unable to keep up his petty aquarius sun cancer moon games of the mind and heart. Say they can't hold back one night and just start making out. Say dk puts it in jeonghan and it's lowkey mid cuz dk is more of a bottom but jh likes him so much that to him its the best sex ever. Say dk just keeps calling him pretty and apologizes for finishing so quickly. It's nice.
verhan
The way the coworkers ship sorta eats... Like yeah they're coworkers but Jeonghan is the Hot Coworker and if he comes onto vern then vern is gonna be like uh uh um uhhh and then Jeonghan sucks him. What else do you want me to say?! The fact that this also fucks with verkwan/boohan dynamics makes it more interesting than it should be. Like the sex itself is mid but the flavor is amazing.
soonhan
Hoshi is a freak in the sack and he's going to fuck Jeonghan til he passes out, probably. That's awesome and i wanna see it! Like would it be a little gross because of all the bodily fluids hoshi insists on involving? Yes. Would it be a little cringe because of hoshi's bizarre dirty talk? Yes. Would it be kinda hot regardless, by virtue of seeing turbofuckedout sloopy slime jeonghan? HELL yes.
A TIER: hot.
jeonghoon
Underrated. Can be a verse ship honestly. Both ways are fun. Woozi thinks Jeonghan is hot and Jeonghan thinks that's funny. Woozi can either show him who's boss with his baby alpha tripod having sex god self, or Jeonghan can take advantage of the size gap and give woozi the ride of his life on the jeonghoneyrod. Don't shoot the messenger I'm just relaying the truth.
gyuhan
They LOOK the most like a yaoi couple. And they have a good ratio of love:hate. Jeonghan lets mingyu slap him and spank his ass on camera, so one can assume that he'd let mingyu manhandle him in other ways, too. Mingyu service top trying not to injure the frail Jeonghan who continues to demand he be rougher gkfkdkgkgh. Fun. I also think this wouldn't cause drama or hurt feelings. And scoups can watch. (He wants to, believe me.)
jeongchan
Stop babying me, I'm a grown adult man with a cock and balls! I fuck!! And I'm actually damn good at it!!! Oh, you want me to "prove it"??? Be careful what you wish for, mister... you're about to get the POUNDING of your life if you keep that shit up!! STOP MAKING FUN OF ME! I'LL REALLY DO IT, I SWEAR! You don't believe me? Look, I'm getting it out right now. It's bigger than you thought, huh? Not so funny now, is it? STOP LAUGHING. O-oh. That feels good. Mm. Yeah, keep doing that...
S TIER: should actually date irl
jeongcheol
Classic flavor yaoi that can be enjoyed in all sorts of ways. You want alpha scoups omega Jeonghan? We got that. You want slow burn friends to lovers pining first time 100k? We got that too. You want thicc goth gf scoups and pathetic malewife Jeonghan? Well, we don't got that YET but best believe I can write it for ya... This ship has been sailing for almost a decade with no signs of stopping...it looks good, it feels warm and fuzzy, there's enough spice to keep it interesting, there's a reason it's popular.
jeonghao
This is my dark horse. Like you wouldn't think about it, right? But think about it. They'd bring out the worst in each other in a sexual way lol. Minghao experimentalist Sagittarius mars being all pretentious artsy fartsy focused on aesthetics and now he has found his muse... Jeonghan secretly passionate Scorpio mars being so delighted that HES the only one who gets to see this side of minghao...they make sex tapes and half of it is some weird roleplay and making out and shibari gjdkgkdgh.
jihan
The jjfs coming for me rn in a stampede. I understand, they aren't as close as they were before apparently, you guys don't see it, you don't get it, whatever. You weren't there when I made my LORE. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE SARAF LIKES! Friends who were each other's first kiss core. Friends who were each other's first sexual experimentation core but somehow never addressed it because it was just a friend thing NO FEELINGS! ten years later and you still have feelings that you never addressed. And the versatility! They're so opposite in bed AND YET they can be verse. I luv that for them. Describe jihan without the words Girlboss pegging malewife fjsnfmdmgh i cant but thats ok.