jeongheteroverse profiles pt 4
Vern
Age: 25
Height: 5’10
Occupation: hyperpop artist/DJ
Appearance: hatched in her early 20s and is now a total princess. still has a deep voice even after HRT and so she's very quiet. long wavy/curly hair and beautiful big eyes. Wears hair ribbons sometimes.
About: is a niche microinfluencer with more monthly listeners on Spotify than you'd expect. Frequent patron of cat cafes. DJs sometimes but needs to be high because crowds overstimulate her.
Vern's relationship to…
Scoups: scoups might think of herself as being Vern's older sister but vern thinks of her as Mother. Probably accidentally called her mommy once and has been trying to live it down ever since. Took vern bra shopping once and so vern knows her size (it's shocking.)
Jeonghan: cool older bro. Vern likes to act a bit sassy to him for sibling rivalry reasons but they're genuinely such good friends. Is Vern's emergency contact lmfao. Ol reliable.
Jisoo: beauty of life. Vern is a little bit in love with her and shes not sure if it's in a “my muse” way or a “fuck me” way. Wants to learn her beauty secrets. Also, she speaks English! And so does vern! And sometimes jisoo will make a joke in English to vern and vern gets all pink because queen spoke to her.
Jun: goes to the same cat cafe as vern. Is a bit too hyper for vern to keep up with, but is generally nice and treats the cats nicely, which is most important.
Hoshi: vern is a little scared of her but she's pretty funny so whatever. Somehow vern has seen her naked wayyyyy more times than she's seen seungkwan or dinita naked.
Wonu: vern thinks she's so pretty and funny and out of her league. Vern really really really wants to be her friend. Maybe more than friends but vern doesnt allow herself to think that far ahead. Vern just really wants to be her friend…(shows wonu a YTP) …do you like that…haha…its funny right.
Woozi: vern has known her for a long time and honestly she's such a talent. Woozi taught her a lot about music production and has helped her out with it, so she owes part of her success to woozi. Honestly woozi is super sweet to her and it makes vern a tiny bit pink, but watching woozi be super competent in the studio makes vern, like, RED. it's her charlie puth attention behind the scenes kryptonite.
Dk: Vern's roomie. A misunderstood queen who just wants to be loved as her silly self. Seungkwan beefs with her and dk beefs with Seungkwan but vern totally doesn't understand why because they're both so great. Sometimes she has to play carrier pigeon between those two. But yeah vern is happy to have such a fun roomie and dk always gets her ideas. Like breakfast for dinner week? Dk is soooo on board.
Mingyu: um, well. Vern feels small around her. Vern likes to feel small around people. Vern sometimes can't open a pickle jar and has mingyu open it for her and it's the highlight of her week. Every time mingyu is around, suddenly vern forgets how to do everything and needs help with every task. And mingyu will help her without fail.
Minghao: Vern's tattoo artist. Is very good at tattoos. Is a very soothing person to be around in general. Vern would really like to hang out with her more often because her vibe is so peak. She showed minghao her music and minghao liked it enough to come to one of her DJ sets and that meant the world to vern so she thinks extremely highly of her.
Seungkwan: life partner a bit. Childhood friends to sisterhood of the traveling pants. They're super different and tbh vern could NOT live with her, but she loves seungkwan anyways. Is aware of the fact that she's seungkwan's rock a little bit and she's okay with that because Seungkwan is also her rock. You wouldn't understand their bond.
Dinita: childhood BEST friends. dinita wanted to play with the boys and vern wanted to play with the girls and so they ended up just playing with each other. Vern thinks dinita is the funniest human being that was ever born. Vern talks about her like she's a celebrity. Also, vern thinks she's very good-looking and would make an amazing boyfriend. Or girlfriend. Or whatever dinita wants to be.
Dinita
age: 24
Height: 5’2
Occupation: part-time worker at McDonald's while she finishes her degree in DANCE!
Appearance: butch-in-training who recently cut her hair really short. It was freeing! Dresses exclusively in boy clothes but is also lowkey a bio queen at parties lol. Started hitting the gym and it shows.
About: lesbian tomboy of the life. wants to be a boy but also wants to be something better than a boy, because ewww boys, she just doesn't have a name for that feeling right now. young and plucky and too talented to NOT go places.
Dinita's relationship to…
Scoups: knows her for a long time through the boohan family and honestly why is she 27 and less mature than dinita? It's giving funny. She makes dinita feel really competent. Also, she's hot, but you didn't need dinita to tell you that, you have eyes don't you?
Jeonghan: cool older bro of life. Takes dinita fishing and dinita acts like it's lame but it's not lame it's the best thing ever. Is a total idiot and sometimes dinita has to get snippy with him because of how idiotic he is. But generally a wonderful example of a decent man (rare).
Jisoo: sooooooooooooo hot. sorry. Dinita is normal about her. Like, she's just really…. she's so pretty. Dinita wishes someone would treat her right…she deserves to be treated like princess of the world…if dinita had more money she'd take her somewhere fancy….
Jun: hoshi's protege. is kind of fucking weird but dinita can overlook that because she's a promising dancer! if hoshi approves of her, she must be good, cuz hoshi barely approves of anything on this planet.
Hoshi: dance partner of the life. Totally insane and is probably going to get herself killed one of these days, but dinita will dance with her while she's here. They have a bond that non-dancers cannot understand. I think they have probably boinked because hoshi said it would make them more synchronized. So of course dinita likes her lol.
Wonu: weird girl who has a crush on dinita. Like, she's really pretty and all, but what the fuck is her problem? Dinita almost feels like she's being made fun of or something lol. So she's just gonna ignore weirdo for now. Like, what the fuck… that LETTER was like…man, what the fuck at all…
Woozi: dinita won't admit it because woozi is so prickly, but she looks up to her as a role model a bit… Dinita would like to spend more time with her but she doesn't wanna have to ASK, that's embarrassing! Woozi should invite her!
Dk: seungkwan hates her a bit. Vern LOVES her. Dinita thinks she loves her too lol. She's super cute and silly and harmless especially if you compare her to Seungkwan lol. She's also super fucking hot but dinita isn't gonna say that cuz vern would make that one face she always makes when she's cringed.
Mingyu: dinita's role model of life. Peak masculinity. And she can admit that because mingyu is just so…you know. Golden retriever. Dinita kinda clings onto her like a minion sometimes. Her only glaring flaw is her lack of self confidence, which dinita doesnt understand at all.
Minghao: dinita knows her because she comes to pick up jun from dance practice. She's cool. But jeez, she's really fluent in yapanese, dinita was busy dancing and now she has to have a 20 minute convo about nothing with this chick, damn…
Seungkwan: you wouldn't get it. Don't try to get it cuz you really wouldn't get it. Dinita would die for her. And there's so much psychosexual weirdness surrounding them that it's like a thick cloud. Normies don't get it. Dinita barely gets it. She just knows that she loves seungkwan. In a friend way and in a…well, just look at seungkwan. She's kind of a sex bomb. And dinita loves arguing with her. She could spend her whole life arguing with Seungkwan and having it mediated by vern.
Vern: and you also wouldn't get this! The way dinita does NOT play about vern. Like that's her princess and her best friend of two decades. So much has happened at their sleepovers and dinita will NEVER tell you about it so don't bother asking. Hehe. They have an unspoken marriage pact somehow.