jeongheteroverse profiles pt 3
Mingyu
age: 26
height: 6’1”
occupation: dog trainer (works with therapy dogs)
appearance: the sort of butch that makes so-called straight girls want to rethink their entire identities. Who SpongeBob was talking about when he said long tan and handsome. big strong body with a pretty face. should not be allowed to wear a tank top in public.
about: everyone needs a butch mingyu guardian angel in their lives. her gap moé is looking like THAT and being soooo good at stereotypical “manly” things but having the most gentle and sweetiepie artistic sensitive delicate romantic personality of all time.
mingyu’s relationship to…
scoups: sister of life. normally mingyu hangs around boys and butches and she's awkward with girly girls, so she's grateful for scoups… like don't get me wrong sometimes scoups does things or wears things that make mingyu blush. but that's sister above all else and she will let scoups paint her nails while they watch clueless for the 30th time.
Jeonghan: brother of life. the sort of boy that mingyu really likes and understands. a fantastic roommate even if he never does his dishes. rewarding to cook for and rewarding to teach about practical life skills. the best wingman/cheerleader a girl could ever ask for. she's a little jealous of how much of a babe magnet he is, even though she's also a babe magnet.
jisoo: honestly mingyu is super flustered by her cuz she's really hot and really flirty in a way that makes mingyu feel a bit alpha lmfao. Like I'll be genuinely surprised if they don't hook up at least once at a party cuz…idk jisoo is so elegant and ladylike and it makes mingyu want to swoop her off her feet bridal style. if only she had the courage!
jun: mingyu thinks she's really cool from afar but hasn't talked to her that much. she has a boyish nature to her that mingyu envies a bit, the same way she envies Jeonghan a bit. Also, that fearless rizz of hers! Mingyu could never. Mingyu feels like they could probably be friends and she's right.
Hoshi: well mingyu is kinda scared of hoshi honestly. cuz she's either a massive opp or incredibly horny and both of those things are scary to mingyu. I'll be real and say that mingyu finds her very cute, but mostly from a distance, cuz the actual interactions are giving nightmare. mingyu isn't complaining about the vengeful boob flashing, though. she likes that.
wonu: um … yeah don't… don't show wonu to mingyu in this universe. Like just don't… for everyone's sake… cuz i think they would like…”get along”... idk mingyu called her beautiful once and wonu got pink in the face and HA-CHA! mingyu like, wants to get to know her… She seems really smart and interesting…and gorgeous…
woozi: brother of life /butch. like they're an inseparable duo and balance each other out very nicely! their visual contrast somehow makes them both look hotter. mingyu wishes she could be as confident as woozi, but she obviously knows about woozi’s mushy-gushy side and you DON'T wanna see their soggy convos when they go out drinking.
dk: poison of life. love at first sight core. who's THAT? like mingyu didn't realize she had a type. She still thinks she doesn't really have a type. But if she had to describe her ideal fantasy woman she would describe dk down to the very last detail. And she's so mysterious, mingyu has only really caught glimpses of her over the years and so she's almost mythological to mingyu. she's hanging around seungkwan a lot more these days, though…so mingyu is seeing her more often…maybe she's real after all…
minghao: why does mingyu ship her with jeonghan dkrskfkfkh…she's always like omg Jeonghan go talk to her…and Jeonghan's like 😳 i cant just go talk to her randomly!!! And mingyus like yes you can!!! She wants you to go talk to her!!! I can tell!!! Fjdkdkfkgh cute. Mingyu is like please date her shes so cool and you'd be perfect together :(((
Seungkwan: best friend's hot little sister. mingyu's lesbian awakening a little bit lol. believe it or not, mingyu was a comphet tomboy until high school whereupon she met jeonghan and then met seungkwan, who was in her class…and her cat PURRED. mingyu still has a bit of a crush on her, tbh. but yknow. jeonghoneyfriendship is more important (even tho honestly jeonghan would approve). don't leave mingyu alone with her cuz every time that happens she embarrasses herself.
Vern: AWWWWWW the way mingyu met her before she hatched…mingyu thought vern was sooooo cute even pre-hatch which is weird cuz she doesn't like guys. well. and now. honestly mingyu like, WOULD. sometimes mingyu and woozi accidentally get on the vern topic and shes like their bias wrecker cuz theyre like AND OMGGG SHES SO CUTE. SHES SO BABYGIRL PRINCESS.
Dinita: honestly mingyu is like. older bro for dinita. like they bond over a nice cold beer and start a campfire and cook sausages over it like czech men. And woozi's there, too. And dinita is learning so much from the both of them. She's still in training, though.
Minghao
age: 25
height: 5’8”
occupation: tattoo artist
appearance: honestly she looks very similar to standard!minghao, just a little more feminine. the sort of wolf cut dark eye makeup androgynous build baddie of every bisexual’s dreams. anyone who had a crush on the tokio hotel guy back in the day would be so into her.
about: not like the other girls. is alternative in every sense of the word. super esoteric and deeply into mysticism, which also means she does a ton of hippie mind-expanding drugs and drinks kratom instead of coffee. seems scary but is super nice.
Minghao's relationship to…
Scoups: Minghao literally LOVES her, she's so cutie pie of the life. Also, they're very complementary! You get the skinny androgynous goth girl and the thick big titty ultrafeminine goth girl. minghao wants her but it's not in a romantic way, it's in a platonic and sexual way. Like, let's be sisters…sisters who BOND, spiritually emotionally and yes, physically…wait not the incoming jeongcheolhao threesome fucktjdkflsfkhjh.
Jeonghan: honestly minghao wants him. She's playing hard to get because it makes him a bit psychosexually obsessed with her and that's what she wants. She's weaving a spiderweb and trapping him in it. Something about that dumb look in his eyes turns her on. Such a pure soul…it must be his first life…how cute…she could teach him so much…
Jisoo: has yet to encounter her.
Jun: life partner. doesn't matter who they end up with at the end of the day, jun is still ride or die no matter what. Like childhood friends to…whatever they are. 500k slowburn but you're not even sure if it's just platonic or what. Idk if minghao ever marries someone else she's still buying a house right next to jun’s house. Like she just wants to be around jun as much as possible cuz jun completes her on a level that normies cannot understand.
Hoshi: minghao gets flirted with by this cute blonde girl whenever she picks jun up from dance practice. so far she's intentionally ignoring it, but that's only to build suspense. She does plan on hooking up with hoshi against the big dance studio mirror at some point. Like why not. the bait is right there. What's she gonna do, not take it?
Wonu: yeah don't let minghao meet her cuz i think her fingering prowess does rival woozi’s. like she's not king of box eating, but those fingers…
Woozi: minghao likes her and smokes weed with her and scoups and jeonghan. That's the weedsmoking c3 of this universe cuz i think mingyu cant handle her weed. Smoking weed makes minghao really horny and kissy so i think woozi has probably gotten smooched a few times. But mostly she smooches scoups and makes Jeonghan and woozi watch.
Dk: okayyyyy so. Minghao was poisoned…and minghao doesn't like being poisoned…she prefers to poison people…so she tries to not think about dk too much…but they run into each other sometimes and dk is always so poisonous that it takes minghao time to recover from it…she needs the antidote…
Mingyu: adorable like a big puppy. Minghao has had some great convos with her. Also, mingyu is the only person that minghao ever talks to about jeonghan lol. Hence mingyu's shipping enthusiasm. Cuz scoups would be pissy and woozi wouldn't GET IT the way mingyu does.
Seungkwan: they actually know each other from uni. and they had a course together and had to do this group project together and minghao thought they're just so different, there's no way they could get along. and tbh they didn't get along bc seungkwan is so toxic and they had a big fight but the big fight somehow ended with minghao getting her shit rocked. minghao NEVER gets her shit rocked, so that experience still haunts her a bit. in a hot way. don't tell her that seungkwan and Jeonghan are actually related cuz i think that would break her brain.
Vern: okay so they know each other too but its so cute. Vern's little collection of mundane tats…minghao is always happy to oblige. Minghao thinks shes so cute shes always like awwwww of course ill tattoo a cheese wedge on your wrist 🥺🥺🥺 you little angel…you sweetie pie…
Dinita: minghao knows her through jun, and minghao likes her fine enough. they sometimes talk while minghao is waiting for jun and hoshi to stop scrapping.
Seungkwan
age: 25 height: 5’4” occupation: social media marketing for a big corporation appearance: distinctive silhouette because she has a bob cut and thick bangs and was made using circles. she's like .. if dk is MUTTONS then seungkwan is LAMB CHOPS or something. just a squishy girl. nice T&A. wears thigh highs a lot. about: has a personality disorder. has trouble keeping friends because she's the female joker a bit. extremely charming but very volatile and impulsive. like, a night out with Seungkwan could be super fun but it could also end with a coke binge and talking her out of killing herself.
Seungkwan’s relationship to…
Scoups: the older sister she never had. scoups SORTA gets her issues, and seungkwan ships jeongcheol because she would theoretically be okay with having scoups as an in-law who hangs around the family house. one of her emergency contacts when she's too embarrassed to call someone closer to her.
Jeonghan: idiot brother. his life is so easy that it's stupid. seungkwan is deeply jealous of him, but he's also so her emotional support favorite person that she loves him. like, seungkwan can be vicious when provoked, but if JEONGHAN hurts her feelings she will just hide in her room and sob because if jeonghan doesn't like her anymore she must be a horrible person.
Jisoo: bestie of the life. real mentally ill SISTERHOOD. the only other girl she knows who has been to the psych ward. they get each other. seungkwan would be jealous of her if she hadn't seen all of the UPKEEP that it takes to be jisoo. honestly i wanna make them roommates because i think it's so good for them lol. They make each other better people. Literal true friendship.
Jun: seungkwan knows that hoshi is her dance teacher. Seungkwan thinks she might be autistic or something because she's totally not normal. Seungkwan doesn't mind though, it's cute. (It's sorta giving when the popular girl adopts an autistic kid as a pet, a bit.)
Hoshi: childhood friends to enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers etc etc etc. seungkwan hates her a bit but they match each other's freak and the hatred makes the sex better. Also, hoshi makes seungkwan feel sooooo smart and competent lol. And she's kind of a mood booster. Like seungkwan can just withhold sex indefinitely and hoshi knows that so it's clear who wears the pants.
Wonu: hoshi's new friend. Seungkwan thinks she's pretty but kinda weird. Like, seungkwan is perceptive. Seungkwan is highly observant. And so seungkwan can totally sniff out wonu's true pervert nature. It's like, dripping off her…and tbh seungkwan would get her life from cornering wonu and calling her out on it. And we'll see where that goes. Like i said, seungkwan thinks she's pretty.
Woozi: seungkwan slept with her once and it sorta ruined woozi a bit. That makes seungkwan feel soooooo powerful. She likes to play around with woozi a bit, like imply that it could happen again sometime. There was one time she flashed her panties to woozi when Jeonghan wasn't looking and i think it gave woozi a heart attack for real.
Dk: frenemies. Seungkwan only recently started to get properly close to her, even tho they've hung out in the same circles for a while. Seungkwan sees right through her and it's not mutual because dk is sorta stupid, so seungkwan exploits that lol. Sometimes they have such toxic interactions that even jisoo is like okay can we all just get along? Please? Thank you. Seungkwan thinks she's really hot but it's hard for her to tell if thats envy wrath or lust speaking.
Mingyu: idiot brother's bestie/roommate. ex-classmate. super gay in the same way woozi is, but is super awkward about it. seungkwan sometimes feels mingyu's eyes on her and it's so pure/sincere that it almost bothers her lol. Honestly they have one rly rly good memory together tho and that's that seungkwan asked mingyu to senior prom because she was mad at her then-boyfriend. That was a good prom, now that seungkwan thinks about it…and it made her then-boyfriend totally viciously mad…heheh.
Vern: seungkwan’s high school bestie who she will protect with her LIFE because vern is everything good and pure in this world. everyone thought they were dating back then but they weren't. Seungkwan helped her hatch and still plays a big part in helping vern shop for clothes and do her hair and all that stuff. The fact that she lives with dk now is…um…
Dinita: seungkwan's toxic homoerotic middle school rivalry turned just normal besties who bicker like an old married couple and still seem to have some unaddressed sexual tension between them that seungkwan will DENY TO THE GRAVE for some reason. It rly rly rly doesn't help that dinita is kinda…getting rly hot these days. Seungkwan doesn't wanna talk about it. She'll just go bone hoshi again.