jeongheteroverse profiles pt 2
HOSHI
age: 27
height: 5’5
occupation: entrepreneur/dance teacher
appearance: has a distinctive bleach blond haircut that's something between a wolf cut and a bob, so you can recognize her by that. wears makeup in an experimental way. will wear stuff to show off her boobs even though they're small.
about: something's wrong with her and she's unmedicated so we have to rawdog it. sort of a genius but can also be the worst most annoying brat of all time. horrible bisexual stereotype.
hoshi's relationship to…
Scoups: well she has HEAVING cans, so hoshi likes that. hoshi would make a sex tape with her because the appearance contrast would be hot, and she told scoups that but she didn't seem down. so, prude i guess!!!
jeonghan: hoshi likes him because he goes along with whatever she wants to do. he's cute in a mascot way so hoshi thinks she could probably sell t-shirts of him or use him in advertisements for her products.
jisoo: hoshi calls her “sister christian” since forever ago and still calls her that. would impregnate her if it were possible to do so. Will grope her at any given opportunity and it's nice that she just lets it happen.
Jun: hoshi's protege. she's still learning. hoshi likes to provoke her because she has this fantasy of wrestling with jun. honestly they keep each other entertained you could leave them in a room together and they wouldn't get bored for a WHILE
wonu: hot new friend who's actually kind of a pervert, hoshi LIKEY. like its bad that they're weirdfriends cuz they will tell each other some bizarre idea and the other will be like EXACTLYYYY. Hoshi kinda needs her carnally.
woozi: jeonghoneybrother’s friend. they've been around each other a fair bit growing up. this means that they have also slept together a fair bit growing up. like hoshi thinks woozi is just TEWWWW GOOD and she's so right for that. nobody: hoshi's bday card to woozi: the best friend, manager, and lover that a guy could ask for… (the card is one of those ones with a buff guy in a thong on the beach that says suns out buns out)
Dk: and what's all the hooplah about this individual, then? we should bully her. They get along sometimes because the goss is TEWWWWW GOOD with her and they match each others freak with regard to haterism. Hoshi also would and makes that clear
Mingyu: hoshi calls her “chad” and it seems like she cant decide whether she needs her or hates her. It depends on the day and honestly mingyu never did anything to her so she's just as confused by it as the rest of us. Hoshi to mingyu for no reason: SAY GOODBYE….TO THESE (flashes small boobs)
Minghao: well, hoshi's met her because she picks jun up from dance class. Honestly, she's a total fox… hoshi likey. Whenever hoshi sees her she'll go HOSHI LIKEY… and it sort of scares minghao but it's alright.
Seungkwan: childhood friend of the life. the bond is clearly unbreakable bc they've almost murdered each other several times /gen and are still friends. they're also stress-relief fwb in case you wanted to know and that's the only way seungkwan can control hoshi. be quiet or you get no pussy.
Vern: two different species of freaks and they're speaking in two different languages but hoshi likes her well enough.
dinita: hoshi admires her talent so much that she would take the strap RIGHT NOW! (yelling across dance studio at dinita) GIVE ME YOUR STRAP YOU FUCKING LEGEND!!!!! I WOULD DIE FOR YOU!!!!
Wonu
age: 26
height: 5’9”
occupation: librarian
appearance: bespectacled beauty covered in failgirl funk. literally who the phrase “sweater puppies” was invented for. it's good that she hardly ever wears form-fitting clothing but that also makes it a jumpscare when she does.
about: failgirl femcel who writes toxic Yuri smut on the computer during work. Horrible posture for obvious reasons. Should be a stand-up comic honestly. Now that she finally lost her v card she's in her freak era.
Wonu's relationship to…
Scoups: wonu thinks she's remarkably beautiful and REALLY wants to have a threesome with her and woozi. she's trying not to make it obvious but her way of not making it obvious is pretty obvious.
Jeonghan: honestly wonu doesn't care about boys and thinking about jeonghan stresses her out and pisses her off a bit. (She has penis envy)
Jisoo: wonu thinks she can match her freak…tis just a hunch, though. Wonu senses her weirdness and finds it compelling. She also senses her breasts and finds them equally compelling…
Jun: honestly wonu doesn't know what the hold up is. she thought playing hard to get (read: larping and not immediately handing out her phone number) was the move, but apparently that wasn't the move.
Hoshi: wonu is a bit terrified by her because that's the first girl whose freak she couldn't match. like, it's clear that hoshi would be down to clown but wonu isn't sure if she could keep up, so she's trying to get woozi to have a threesome (or foursome with scoups)
Woozi: literally the keeper of wonu's v card and thus wonu is kinda attached to her. woozi literally makes her GRIN. she's like did we just… and woozi's like 😏 and wonu's like 👁️👅👁️ and they go hook up again.
Dk: honestly it's so over for wonu like she can't look at dk at all. that's poison to her. and she knew dk from before…because dk goes to the library…because dk is a special angel…wonu has written toxic yuri of them and its like 100k
Mingyu: she actually intimidates wonu sexually but in a different way than hoshi. Wonu just finds mingyu really um, large. And strong. And that's cool, good for her. It's normal and that's nice. And mingyus nice.
Minghao: wonu has yet to encounter her, i think. But if she did, let's just say WOULD. WILL.
seungkwan: hoshi…your friend is so hot…(smiling)...i could be your fondue heheheh…(gets snapped at bc seungkwan thought she was getting called fat)...omg you're so toxic…do you want to slap me…do you want to punish me…
Vern: don't leave them alone together because they match each other's freak. For now they're just fun friends but do NOT leave them alone together. Because i guarantee party rock will be in that house.
Dinita: wonu can you please not say anything weird to dinita when hoshi introduces you to her? No? Okay cool i was just checking. Can you at least not write her a love letter? Oh you already mailed it? Awesome
Woozi
age: 26
height: 5’0”
occupation: personal trainer
appearance: she is extremely short but also very well-proportioned and handsome. You can tell she works out a lot. Butch as fuck. Sports bra and tank top + basketball shorts fo da life.
about: outwardly very masculine, including in manner of expression. keeps her sensitive, artsy side to herself for the most part, but it exists. bigger balls than any man. absolute king of fingering and eating box.
woozi's relationship to…
Scoups: it's complicated. And by complicated i mean woozi is genuinely in love with her and has been trying to get over it for years. Even if woozi ends up with someone else she'll probably still think about scoups once in a while. It's just been so long pining for her and getting nowhere…the one girl that woozi can't rizz because she's nervous…
Jeonghan: best bro of the life. Is very stupid but is also totally harmless, which is rare in a man and woozi cherishes it like the treasure it is. She does wish scoups wasn't so hetero for him but she knows that's neither of their faults so she tries not to let it affect her much.
Jisoo: well, woozi doesn't like the emasculating way jisoo talks to her, that's for sure. but she enjoys the hugs. being at boob level is very nice, indeed. why do her boobs smell so good…
Jun: woozi has met her a total of once and got called a dwarf, so that was cool. she's pretty, though. like woozi WOULD, in theory.
Hoshi: it's complicated. and it's also simple. tbh woozi wants hoshi to move into her apartment so that might be a thing soon. They just get along sooooo well. They're like turbocompatible in a variety of ways and hoshi is the spice of life that woozi needs. And they have bomb sex. And they crack each other up. Idk they should totally get a place together. It takes woozi forever to make decisions like that, though.
Wonu: well. Kind of the current queen of making woozi hot and bothered. She's just. Really. Woozi's type. And she's a FREAK. and those jugs…secret weapons. Woozi likes how easy wonu is, too. Like, woozi LOVES being able to make a girl swoon over her. It's an ego boost.
Dk: i think woozi like, physically can't look at her. She's poison. Like idk woozi saw her in these little shorts once and it was so over. And don't talk about the siren VOCAL. or the time dk got drunk and cried on woozi's shoulder, cursing her for life. Dk is mingyus turf so woozi is controlling herself.
Mingyu: the brotherhood… Like genuinely woozi loves mingyu so much. She just wants her to be happy and put herself out there a little more. She's mingyus biggest cheerleader cuz SOMEONES GOTTA DO IT! like omg imagine looking like mingyu and being too shy to talk to girls, woozi could never understand that shit
Minghao: woozi knows her. woozi also knows how she gets when she smokes weed. woozi likes how she gets when she smokes weed. It's less about woozi wanting to fuck her (i mean she WOULD but thats another story) and more about the fact that scoups and minghao always end up making out when they're high. Woozi like, needs to be there for that.
Seungkwan: okay this so so controversial for woozi to even think about but what if she was in seungkwans bed with her rn. And they won't tell jeonghan about this. And it's an industry secret. And woozi has always thought seungkwan was so hot. Forbidden fruit core. And seungkwan poisoned her and now woozi has The Curse and seungkwan just smirks about it.
Vern: okay the way woozi doesn't play about her needs to be studied. Like, okay wait this is TEWWWWW GOOD but woozi makes vern feel so pretty. Woozi really likes to make vern feel pretty. It's…it's sweet. And they haven't done anything but i feel like they might. Like, WOULD. WILL.
Dinita: woozi is kinda desperate to take dinita under her wing and show her the ways of the butch brotherhood but dinita is so in a phase rn that it's difficult to talk to her about anything re:gender/sexuality. So woozi's just leaving her alone. But generally woozi thinks she's a real stand up guy.
DK
age: 26
height: 5’9
occupation: multiple very odd jobs
appearance: MUTTON OF LIFE. long thick gorgeous wavy hair. adorable distinctive face. big tits and big ass. literally like she's Aphrodite. She's poison. She's adorable but she's the sexiest one sorry.
About: she's actually mysterious as fuck, not even seungkwan knows much about her backstory or personal life. she also disappears randomly sometimes and works weird hours. she's kind of an angel but there's something a tiny bit evil in her.
Dk's relationship to…
Scoups: dk doesn't really care tbh. she only knows her through a few degrees of separation. she also knows that jeonghan was texting her while they were in bed after having sex instead of devoting all of his attention to the girl he just fucked so. Maybe she's kind of a bitch, a little bit?
Jeonghan: evil evil evil. like omg how dare you act all sweetie pie to dk and then HAVE WILD SEX WITH HER LIKE THAT and then text another girl while you're in bed with her omg literally just a manipulative playboy piece of shit. and it's not even that big or anything, just so you know.
Jisoo: dk likes her very much. Kind of an older sister figure…whenever dk needs advice, she goes to jisoo first because who the fuck else would she even go to, SEUNGKWAN? HOSHI? like the options are limited and jisoo is so smart and mature 😍 and the comfort of her bosommmm 😭😭😭
Jun: has yet to encounter her.
Hoshi: literally evil. Like such a bitch…also, why is she always showing off her tits when she barely even has any? It's giving trashy. She's a great hater, though! And she can be nice sometimes. Like, not most of the time. But she makes dk feel sexy/desirable sometimes. And dk considers that nice, i guess.
Wonu: hehehe the hot librarian 😍 she's always so nice to me! I didn't know she was friends with hoshi! She's so pretty and seems so smart. I bet her life must be perfect. I bet she has guys going crazy over her. There's no way she'd want to talk to a loser like me, she's too mature and put-together, right? She'd think I'm stupid…
Woozi: hehe she's small and that's cute, but she picked dk up once and i dont think dk ever recovered from that. Also, they had this one reallllllly good conversation once, when everyone was drinking together…hehehe ❤️ i wonder if she remembers all the stuff dk told her, she really hopes not!
Mingyu: um. Let's just say she makes dk’s cat purr. Especially because the.. The gap moé… she's a gentle giant… and dk can tease her and get these amazing reactions… and so dk does tease her. Very very much, in fact. And it's not subtle but dk has such a good persona going that its definitely POSSIBLE she has to bend over in front of you to pick things up all the time.
Minghao: oh. Actually, dk does have a tiny little tattoo (she won't tell you where.) and minghao was the artist who did it. And they got along really well during and after that. Like, really well. Like, dk has her contact saved as “THEE fingers” . idk if that only happened the once but everyone had a good time.
Seungkwan: um…it's the most toxic yuri of all time. Like, i think dk is obsessed with seungkwan a bit. The feeling's mutual, but dk doesn't know that. Dk thinks seungkwan is like, soooo miss perfect. She's so toxicyurijealous of her and fascinated by her. She sometimes cries and punches the wall because Seungkwan is smart, pretty, sexy, funny, charismatic, successful, and a nice person and it's not fair. (She's not all of those things but dk can't tell.)
Vern: the way they're actually best friends and roommates i just made that rn cuz it's real and now it's like, so real. Literally sisterhood. They have kind of the same sense of humor about certain things. Like dk will watch homestar runner with you. That's dk's true bestie of life.
Dinita: dk's other bestie of life, the only problem is that dinita also is a bit down bad for seungkwan and dk could like. Do without that. Tbh. But other than that they get along amazingly and dinita spends a lot of time at the vern/dk apartment.