jeongheteroverse profiles pt 1
the JEONGHETEROVERSE is the svt alternate universe where everyone except jeonghan is a girl. Jeonghan and Seungkwan are siblings because Seungkwan little sister is very nice and Jeonghoneybrother is very nice as well.
Here are the profiles...
SCOUPS (they call her coupsie)
age: 27
height: 5’6
occupation: apprentice tattoo artist
appearance: thick goth girl. has huge heaving cans and a fat ass and a cute tummy and big thighs, so you just know jeonghan doesn't play about her. wears less makeup than she used to, but still dresses all dark and uses eyeliner and lipstick. has various tattoos and piercings.
about: is a beautiful princess with a disorder, but she started taking SSRIs a couple years back and is doing well these days. despite most of her best friends being lesbians, she's still a boy-dater for now. has trouble controlling herself around alcohol.
scoups relationship to…
jeonghan: love of the life, kinda. childhood best friend who aged like a fine wine. scoups really wishes they could get swept up in a whirlwind romance, but she's okay with whatever they've got going on remaining ambiguous, she just likes being around him. best emotional support and drinking buddy.
jisoo: knows her through seungkwan. they're the same age but scoups doesn't get along with her. she just has such a perfect body and she's so elegant and ladylike that it makes her mad. i think she has beef with her because jeonghan, like, “notices” her or whatever. (I also think scoups is attracted to her even if she'd never admit it)
jun: scoups is friends and coworkers with minghao, so she's familiar with jun as well. i think she doesn't understand jun much, so she doesn't really pay attention to her. she has nothing against her, though!
hoshi: scoups knows her because of seungkwan, and since those two are childhood friends, she watched her grow up, too. Scoups thinks she's insane but sort of funny to watch. they're not friends or anything but they hang out a lot by proxy. It's a little uncomfortable when hoshi starts making jokes about her boobs.
Wonu: scoups knows her because of woozi, actually. wonu is one of woozi's um. friends with benefits. and scoups can't tell because girls are hard for her to read, but she thinks wonu might be, like, coming on to her. she's not sure how she feels about that. like, she wouldn't be opposed. woozi seems to encourage it, too. It gets weird once hoshi gets involved, though.
Woozi: friend of life. soulmates. met in middle school and never looked back. scoups owes a lot to woozi. their bond is unshakeable…like, jeonghan is who she spends more time with, but there are certain things that only woozi knows, so they're arguably closer. scoups cherishes woozi and is really lovey-dovey with her in a friend way. woozi's first and only tattoo was done by scoups and scoups thinks its so poetic.
Dk: terror of life. scoups knows her through seungkwan and she seems like a nightmare so she's kept her distance. really pretty girl, though! knows mingyu is down bad for her, so she pays special attention to her in order to get advice for mingyu.
Mingyu: ROCK of life. met in high school and never looked back. scoupsmingyu bond is real and would move you. I think mingyu likes having someone she can be a little bit “girly” with, and scoups lovessssss having someone to goss with and watch rom coms with and have fun sleepovers with. The way i need to be there actually
Minghao: coworkers and friends. It's nice for scoups to have a ‘blank slate’ of a friend who won't tease her for anything and will take all her problems and anecdotes seriously. It helps that minghao is really hot and a wonderful listener and a deep thinker and has taught her so much about tattooing. Scoups really really likes her.
Seungkwan: best friend's little sister. if scoups hadn't watched her grow up, she'd be scared of seungkwan. it's giving “girl who would've bullied me in high school”. i think having all the boohan family context makes her soft on seungkwan, though. sometimes they spend time together and scoups really enjoys being a reliable older sister type.
vern: knows her because of seungkwan. a wonderful calming force. scoups can absolutely be Vern's cool older sister figure, actually. she's like waitttt i can help you with your makeup and vern is like okay thanks. it makes her so happy to watch vern hatch lol.
Dinita: knows her (him?) through seungkwan and watched her grow up and go through many phases. seems like she's entering her butch phase but it's giving troubled and complicated so scoups has to ask seungkwan more about that. Generally they get along and scoups admires dinita’s can-do attitude.
JEONGHAN
age: 27
height: 5’10
occupation: trafika cashier
appearance: all-natural 100% organic homegrown jeonghoneyboy. puts very little effort into his appearance like a typical straight guy, but with that face, he doesn't really need to. was in better shape when he still had a sport to play, he's got a tiny bit of a belly since those days and he's embarrassed of it.
about: is a fun-loving carefree stoner who loves women so much that his friends are all butch lesbians and scoups. all he wants is a wife that he can feed and start a family with. refreshingly simple. certified bikini inspector.
jeonghans relationship to…
scoups: hot hot your hotness. childhood best friend turned wet dream of the life, kinda. he's too close to her to hit on her the way he would with someone else, so he just hangs around her all the time and hopes she gets the idea. also, those look heavy. do you need a jeonghoneyservant to carry them for you, perhaps…?
jisoo: one of many hot babes that seungkwan hangs out with. she's insane kinda, usually quiet but will randomly say something super fucked up and that intrigues the hell out of Jeonghan. and she's stacked, so…there's that, too. Jeonghan would try hitting on her properly if his little sister wasn't such a cockblock all the time.
jun: scoups coworkers friend. seems like many degrees of separation, but Jeonghan is like, PARKED at that tattoo studio, so he sees Jun a lot. He's always happy when she's there cuz she's weird as fuck and he thinks it's really funny. He knows she's gay but she has nice legs so he wants you to know that he would.
Hoshi: seungkwans childhood best friend. absolutely insane woman with no logic to her actions whatsoever. she makes seungkwan super crazy and there were a lot of times when seungkwan would get mad and lock hoshi out of her room during a hangout, and so jeonghan had to entertain her. finally a girl who likes setting action figures on fire and making smoothie experiments in the kitchen! he shouldn't because of seungkwan, but he wants you to know that he would.
Wonu: woozi's ladyfriend. Jeonghan was the one who introduced her to hoshi so anything those two do is his fault. the thought of this big-breasted nerdgirl getting some lesbian action makes Jeonghan kinda 🥴🥴🥴 so he's bad at talking to her. He totally approves, though. He doesn't know why woozi doesn't cuff her already, because he would.
Woozi: friend of the life. very few people understand jeonghan the way that woozi does. the novelty of having a girl to talk to about girls back in middle school was SOOOOO awesome for him and i think that thrill still hasn't worn off. He goes to her for sex advice sometimes, which is funny. There's no sexual tension between them which is a relief.
Dk: okay so according to Seungkwan she's crazy and toxic but WOW that body ody ody…jeonghan likey very much. And she seems so sweet, too! Or…she DID, until they hooked up and Jeonghan did something wrong (don't ask him what, he has no clue) and was subject to the most toxic stream of texts ever seen from a non-seungkwan individual…and ever since then, she's given him the silent treatment. So Jeonghan's kinda scared of her, to be honest.
Mingyu: BRO OF LIFE. literally teaches jeonghan how to be a better man. I mean, she knows how to change a tire 🤩 and she's nice enough to teach jeonghan how to do that 🤩 best friends truly. jeonghan knows she's a turboromantic girl-lover so he's always trying to wingman her. He thinks she's suuuuuch a catch he's like you just gotta put yourself out there, man…also, roommates.
Minghao: scoups hot mysterious androgynous dark edgy coworker. Jeonghan was scared of her in a horny way but it turns out she's really nice. They smoked weed together with scoups once and minghao made out with scoups and then him. It's a memory that pops up very often when jeonghan fuffs.
Seungkwan: annoying little sister. the golden child of the family who's really going places. has a lot of hot friends but is also chronically mentally ill. jeonghan protects her with his life because family is everything to him but he acknowledges that she's a nightmare. he's glad they don't live together anymore cuz omg the amount of times he had to talk seungkwan down from doing something stupid…he still sometimes calls her when he's worried about her.
Vern: seungkwans friend. Jeonghan watched her grow up and he always sorta felt something was “off” so when she hatched he was like OHHHHHH. that makes sense. jeonghan treats her like a younger sibling as well and tbh she looks so nice with her hair long. Like, he can't because of lil sis, but…
Dinita: seungkwans friend. Jeonghan really likes her. She's currently going through some crisis of masculinity for some reason and Jeonghan is helping in the only way he knows how (wanna go fishing, kid?). Jeonghan would, btw. He loves a good tomboy.
JISOO
age: 27
height: 5’8
occupation: dermatologist
appearance: no, she wasn't born with that face, but it's not like she's gonna tell you exactly what she got done. it's an industry secret. the boobs are natural, though! she's been thinking about getting a lift, though. puts a lot of disordered effort into her appearance.
about: has OCD and is really crazy. she was born naked and the rest is drag, i fear. like an onion. perfect exterior, layer of disordered insanity, and generally stable career-oriented core ft. alien sense of humor.
Jisoos relationship to …
Scoups: honestly, jisoo is a little mean to her and it's on purpose. She does it in a passive-aggressive fake polite way though, so she has plausible deniability. she's just a bit jealous of her honestly (mostly her ass, relationship to jeonghan, and eyes/lashes. No she doesn't want to fuck her what are you talking about.)
Jeonghan: friend's hot older brother 😍 jisoo wonts him. he's so stupid that it's insanely hot to her. she has nobody to talk to about that, though, because of the fact that it's friend's older brother and she wants him in a weird way and not a normal way. Like, she would put him in a big maze and watch him try to get out like a lab rat.
Jun: I was gonna say they've never met but jisoo would recognize her if i pointed her out, and it's because they both hang out at the same weird places. like, who else is going to Spencer's gifts to dissociate for half an hour. Jun tried to talk to her once but i dunno if jisoo remembers.
Hoshi: okay, weirdo alert but jisoo likes it. like it's highly entertaining to watch and she always comes with a new bizarre story or insane scheme. Honestly i think jisoo finds her super cute and treats her like a pet. That's her baby, which is um…it's giving that “he don't bite ☺️ YES HE DO” vine
Wonu: her pet's new friend ☺️☺️☺️ she's not threatening to jisoo because she's so weird. she's really pretty when she cleans up, though… wonu makes weird comments about jisoo’s chest which makes hoshi start to grope her so that's fun (i do not think jisoo minds)
Woozi: honeybrother’s small friend. Jisoo thinks it's cute that she's so small! She's right at boob level ☺️ hug! Doesn't seem to notice that woozi is literally built like a tank because awww short friend is so small and cute!
Dk: she's crazy and toxic but so is seungkwan so whatever. Honestly jisoo thinks everyone exaggerates how toxic she is. To her, dk is a sweetie pie and could do no wrong. And when she DOES do wrong, it's adorable and precious and you should be grateful for it…(she doesn't really like that dk slept with honeybrother, though. But at least it was a one-and-done)
Mingyu: honeybrother's big friend. kind of super hot if we're being honest. Jisoo feels like mingyu could toss her around a bit and so she's always flirting with her in that “omg try to pick me up” way. she's not subtle about it, either. She's like oh wow your arms are sooooo big 🫣 can i feel them? Hehehe.
Minghao: Jisoo has yet to encounter her.
Seungkwan: bestie a little bit. they're both crazy girls with disorders and they surprisingly don't take it out on each other or make each other worse so i think they're sorta perfect friends! despite her own body issues, jisoo thinks seungkwan is literally perfect looking and will hype her up til the cows come home, which is nice. For once nobody's competing bc they understand each other on a mental health level.
Vern: jisoo remembers the days before she hatched awwwww. and now she's even cuter awwww!!! Jisoo can tell vern has a crush on her and sees her as like. Peak performance of femininity a bit. So jisoo sometimes indulges her and is like omg can you help me take my bra off it's stuck 🫣 and stuff like that. Normal.
Dinita: jisoo is close enough to dinita to tell that there's some form of egghood going on there. She'll still call her dinita until dinita asks to be called otherwise. But she'll also call dinita “boyfriend material 😍” sometimes because she likes how puffed up dinita gets from compliments like that.
JUN
age: 27
height: 5’10
occupation: swim instructor
appearance: athletic tomboy type. long gorgeous muscular legs. Keeps her hair short so it doesn't get in the way. wears the same outfit (tank top and bike shorts) every day of her life. super tan from being in the sun all the time.
about: is a quirky (read: autistic) lesbian with a vast inner world. she's a bit awkward but she's soooo lovely and silly that i feel like everyone needs her in their life. will take you on whimsical adventures and send you bizarre texts.
Juns relationship to…
Scoups: Minghao's hottttttt coworker. Jun stands there and stares at her when she has visible cleavage. She's bad at starting conversations but she tries her best to learn from minghao what scoups likes so she can make friends. Hello, I heard you like alcohol. What's your favorite alcohol and I can buy it for you? I heard you like metal music. What's your favorite metal music and I can find it on YouTube and play it for you.
Jeonghan: boy friend of Minghao's hot coworker. Jun likes him as much as she can like a boy, she guesses. Like obviously he has cooties and he looks at women in an undignified way that makes jun want to protect the women like an honorable knight, but otherwise he's fine and kind of funny.
Jisoo: LOVE OF MY LIFE, IF ONLY I KNEW HER NAME. mysterious beautiful stranger who manifests in the same locations as me too often for it to be mere coincidence…we were fated from the start… (actually, they live in the same part of town, so that's why jun sees her so often!)
Hoshi: Jun's dance instructor. They get along in an enemies-to-lovers way. Jun is moved by her talent, but aggravated by her diction. She's a bit of a firecracker BUT SO IS JUN so they butt heads a bit. Sometimes jun gets so frustrated that she just wants to pin her to the wall and kiss her to shut her up.
Wonu: part of the same LARPing group and jun is actually besties with her a bit. They only see each other once a week because they're too shy to get each other's contact info, but jun looks forward to Saturdays because wonu is just such a fantastic LARPer and such a beautiful person. DONT tell jun that wonu and hoshi are friends now omg.
Woozi: a tiny handsome warrior who picked wonu up from LARPing once. Jun (still in character) shouted that she had never seen such a handsome dwarf and woozi gave her the weirdest look. Jun would very much like to apologize for that interaction.
Dk: Jun has yet to encounter her.
Mingyu: giantess who sometimes comes to visit Minghao's hot coworker. Jun wishes she were as tall and buff as mingyu. She's pretty jealous honestly and mournfully refers to her as “john cena” /reverent when complaining about her lack of a love life to minghao (i wished i looked as handsome as john cena, she mopes.)
Minghao: best friend and roommate of the universe. Jun would marry her if she asked. Jun would marry her if she accepted Jun's proposal instead of just laughing it off. Jun thinks she's silly and a little bit ditzy (the way she's right dxkfjdkgkh) but she genuinely appreciates minghao for being the yin to her yang. Whether it's more than just platonic is up to debate cuz it's really not clear and they don't talk about it.
Seungkwan: dance teacher's hot friend…and she talked to jun…and she was friendly and laughed at Jun's jokes…it sort of seemed like she was making fun of jun, actually…but jun doesn't care because jun was too busy gazing upon her bosom and then gazing upon her bottom as she left. Jun asked hoshi more about her but alas hoshi was not in the mood to discuss that hot piece of ass…
Vern: they frequent the same cat cafe and jun greets her when she sees her. jun sometimes tries to start a conversation but they're sort of opposite types of autistic so it's not really working.
Dinita: jun knows her because she and hoshi share studio space. Honestly, dinita is on another level so jun wouldn't dare ask her to teach her anything. Jun just likes to watch her dance… even hoshi says dinita is better than she is, which shocked jun cuz hoshi never admits anyone is better at anything.