boohan brothers & svt suburbs lore 2
maknae line's first ever sleepover as a trio!
Seungkwan, age 14: my older brother is actually sooooo lame though
Chan, age 13: no he's not... he's really cool
Vern, age 14: he's a normie but he's not lame
Seungkwan: no but listen to this, my mom told me that he wet the bed until he was EIGHT, and at his first sleepover with his buddies, he peed in cheol's bed....like be serious
Vern, who wet the bed until literally a month ago:
Chan, who wet the bed right up until his 13th birthday:
[later]
Chan: UGH seungkwan is such a dick, how on EARTH would he know how utterly HUMILIATING bedwetting is? Like yeah we get it, you're mister perfect, you're mister popular, of COURSE you never wet the bed. And he wonders why it took so long for us to have a sleepover with him!!!
Vern: yeah like not gonna lie, last night would've been my first ever sleepover if it weren't for you
Vern: my... bedwetting buddy...
Chan: just buddy is fine.
Boohan my deuteragonists of svt suburbs.
Seungkwan knows everyone, and whoever he doesn't know, Jeonghan probably knows them, so that fam is the HUB.
Everyone is from the same neighborhood except vernshua (they are from the rich part of town)... Vernshua families are neighbors in the rich zone... it's so gross honestly.
Also chansol have been friends since they met in 1st grade, because they go to the same school...Vern's parents aren't paying for Vern to attend a CLASSIST PRIVATE SCHOOL!!!
Josh will go to private school until partway thru middle school then have to transfer because he got paranoid people knew he's gay 😩
He's like I'm being bullied.
He just said it preemptively djfjfjdjfg.
Josh met Jeonghan because he once took little Vern on a walk to little Dino's house ❤️ and of course jeonghan was doing something stupid outside so josh had to observe.
Coups jeonghan and woozi are like a little neighborhood gang called the C3 and they're day one OGs.
C3 goes way back tho fr fr. They're rivals with the F4 (soonwoo and sometimes jun. there's not even 4 of them and idk where they got F from) C3 it's giving woozi brainiac one grade ahead 🤩
Mini woozi even smaller now because he's a year younger than his classmates forever...
jeongcheol kindergarten OGs (scoops spoiled brat immediately noticed the 'cool' five year old and wouldn't let anyone else be his bestie)...They met woozi in grade 1 and he was so small 😂
Jeongcheol were weird kids because like...they're very boyish in that they play their little sports and roll around in the grass or whatever, but they really REALLY like to play house. It's kind of giving old carat because scoops is always the dad and Jeonghan is always the mom, but that's just because Jeonghan wants to take care of the baby. And also scoops' idea of being a dad is based on his own dad, who is like scoops in that he lays on the couch and moans until his wife comes to pamper him...so it's a very 'wine mom' interpretation of fatherhood. Also, the baby is woozi.
Scoops: ok we're gonna play house now.
Woozi: i don't want to play house. that's boring.
Scoops: no, im in charge so you have to listen to me. We're gonna play house and I'm gonna be the dad.
Woozi: am i...the mom...?
Jeonghan: wtf no, I'M always the mom. I go to work and make the food and do the chores and take care of the baby and cheol watches sports.
Scoops: yeah exactly 🙄 you're not ready for that kind of responsibility.
Woozi: so then who am I
Scoops: you're our baby.
Jeonghan: you're MY baby 🥰🥰🥰 you're almost baby-sized even!
Woozi: ok no, I'm not playing that. That sounds weird and I'm not a baby.
Scoops: DARLING THE BABY IS FUSSING! 😩