ATTACCA review
ATTACCA (2021)
the 15th part of my svt discography review!
Ranking system:
š - 10.0 BNM one of their most iconic slays
š - fantastic song that made me feel something
š - eating, a few flaws that are either easy to overlook or a bit charming
š - good background music but i wouldn't seek it out
š - it does nothing for me but isn't outright offensive
š - does nothing for me and is offensive
š - so bad that it almost wraps back around to good just bc i was laffing so much
(note: tracklists are not in album order. they are very loosely ranked)
šš I canāt run away
Why are the hip hop unit makingā¦umā¦well, what is this? Itās kinda nice. Awwww Vernon rly poured his heart into that prechorus didnāt he. Oh um. Thatā¦firstā¦chorusā¦hi mingyuā¦lolā¦his rap on this is pretty funny too. I keep telling scoups he can sing but does he listen to me and/or care? No of course not. Heās busy bragging about his diet on weverse and getting dragged out for fancy dinner with jeonghan. Wonu on the bridge is kinda funny but then vern kinda went into heat for a second and I lost all brain function. The final chorus is funny cuz scoups sounds rly good then mingyu comes through for a real one.
š Imperfect Love
Okayyyy that intro is kind of a lot. But then dk opens his mouth and makes the most beautiful sounds I ever heard in my life. Okayyy jeonghan was in his honey voice bag. Oh they all sing the chorus together? Weāre going OLD SCHOOLā¦this is very like .. 2009 core. Joshua getting the dramatic prechorus to himself lol. Why is this chorus kinda taking me out I guess im just really not used to them all singing together like that (put through the HYBE voice blender) ā¦ but then we get DK bridge and it was all worth itā¦
š Crush
Ummā¦.is this that one where theyāre all wearing those weird hatsā¦did jeonghan just moan at me lmfaoā¦āI donāt know what to do tell me what I gotta doā what Vernon says when attempting basic chores. I kind of lost my train of thought again cuz so much was happening. I think I wanted to say scoups was giving gorillaz sdfoigjdfgfj but then I got distracted by Joshua creaming all over the beat. The hook is really annoying honestly. The beat is good. Jeonghan was likeā¦in heat or something. Omg so was woozi. And then it just ends? Okay. A bit of a weird one
š PANG!
Should I take this seriously as a song since itās basically their scientist skit music? Itās kinda better than crush if Iām being real with you. But it also reminds me of something omg waitā¦no it totally reminds me of somethingā¦what the fuck is dino doing lmfao. Westside eastside is CRAZY on a mpreg inflation scientist themed track. It totally reminds me of something though and itās annoying that I canāt figure out what it is. Okay jun was in his balloon bag. If anyone can tell me what that synth hum reminds them of in the chorus Iād be grateful.
š Rock with You
This song makes me a gyuldaengie for a moment...like idk (gay guy from the IT crowd voice) the GRIT of itā¦this song is just good boyband music omg I forgot wonu did that im sorry I lost my train of thoughtā¦but yeah itās good boyband music like if I miss the click five I can listen to this. And I do miss the click five. Jeonghan saying baby hold on when I KNOW heās wearing a flannel is sickkkkk actually. I think the only thing Iād say is like .. an issue with this track is that the chorus is clearly written in wooziās mickey mouse register and the rest of them are practically killing themselves trying to reach those notes.
š To You
Opening up with a honeyvoice intro was a choice. The facking buildup on this song is seriously crazy and the chorus actually gives you a payoff which was sorta unusual in this era of kpop iirc. I love when they make mingyu sing /gen kinda LMFAO also wonu was rly in his singing era these past couple albums lol when the nerdy kid comes out of their shell be likeā¦ Vernon canāt really sing but I love hearing him sing if that makes sense. Thereās something about it that the rest of them canāt do. Omg josh was feeling himself on that bridge dsfigjdifgā¦I know seungkwan hates woozi for giving him these super high notes to belt as they go into the final chorus btw. The post chorus of this track is one of the best things woozi ever wrote btw.
š š š š 2 minus 1
WHATāS TWO MINUS ONE. Im sorry but I kept laughing irl listening to this I rly felt like I was listening to a Disney channel original movie song where the protagonists make a band and diss their backstabbing crush. sympathy subtraction is the worst thing vern has ever said. Whatās with that second prechorus lmfao???? What satanās vocal filter did they run that through???? āI can still see you in myselfā is a strangely poignant line to just randomly show up on the bridge of this lmfaooo like who hurt josh this bad? I also believe this song is the main reason that josh is all over vern whenever he drinks.